Monster Brat

My uncle from Hong Kong is about my mama’s age – and he is an engineer with a big company in Hong Kong – he is a great man – but he doesn’t have any girlfriend.  I asked mama why?  because I would love to have some cousins to play with when I go visit [...]

We went to Shelburne last week with mama’s friend and Jasmine – we had a lot of fun going to museums and a re-enactment of how people used to live and I got to throw a tomahawk – it’s like a small axe.  I didn’t do very well – but the man there said that [...]

Today was the last day of summer camp – and we had a party in the evening – and I was supposed to go up the stage and say thank you to all my leaders/councilors for taking care of me during the summer – and then to give them a gift certificate to eat lunch [...]

Today I received a postcard from Newfoundland – from my best friend Shiny Josh !  I was very excited and mama said I should read the postcard on my own.  Shiny Josh wrote everything by himself – I was impressed – I thought his mom wrote the card for him – but mama said nope [...]

So I went to Ellenwood Park for a swim and picnic with my summer day camp – this was the first time for me to go to the lake without mama and daddy or my grammie and grampie.  I did have a good time except a sucker got me – a leech – and it [...]

I went to the doctor’s yesterday after using the puffer for a week – and mama’s friend asked me why I smell so nice – when we met at the doctor’s office and I told her – that daddy said I was using a magic potion/lotion that makes my skin shiny and smell nice – [...]

So mama found this in the local drug store – and bought this for me – when I was sick a few weeks ago – because not only was I hacking my lungs out – I was beginning to get a sore throat.  And knowing that I won’t take any lozenges – mama found this [...]

Mama is always looking out for stuff on the local yardsale – because she said – she is an el cheapo – so when she saw this toy organizer on the yardsale she bought it for me immediately.  I have so many toys – mama said it’s crazy – because she only had one toy [...]

I’ve been sick for 10 days or more – and haven’t gone for yoga with mama for 2 weeks – I even missed my Karate class last week.  So today – mama and I are going out to get yoga mats for both of us – so that we can have our very own mats [...]

I have to take the puffer for a week according to my doctor – I didn’t like it at first – and daddy lost his temper on me – but he said he was very sorry after i cried my lungs out.  But today – I was better at it and took it like a [...]