Grammie’s Funeral

Grammie’s funeral is today and i delivered a simple eulogy that I had written on my own.  This was what I read out during the funeral.  Everyone said I did good – but all I want is to honor my grammie.

I love my Grammie a lot and I just want to say that she was a very nice Grammie to have around and she was a very good cook too. And I want to thank you all for coming to my grammie’s funeral.

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